Actually, the real question here is 'do I dare answer this while in earshot of Bunsen ( Read more... )

Sgt. Floyd Pepper is the epitome, nay the textbook definition, of "cool". Seriously; open up the dictionary and you'll find Floyd's picture next to the entry for "cool ( Read more... )

When I was little I had a computer. It wasn't anything fancy; heck, compared to the stuff that's out there today it could be practically considered a dinosaur. But to a kid my age at the time it was a window to the world. I could look up practically anything! If a friend needed an answer to a question or a problem all it took was a few ( Read more... )

My new apartment.

Well, technically it's not new new. I've been living there for over a year now and the building itself is fairly old. The gang and I moved into the building a couple months before Christmas of last year. See, the boarding house was getting pretty old; I remember Kermit telling me one time that they were barely staying a step ( Read more... )

I'm starting to forget what my mother looked like ( Read more... )

My parents. I've outlived my parents by a good twenty-some years ( Read more... )

That would imply that I've gotten to sleep in the first place ( Read more... )

"What...is it?"

Scooter had seen his share of...interesting things during his time spent working backstage on the Muppet Show. There had been Dudley Moore's much-despised musical robot MAMA, Liberace's bird auditions, the droids from Star Wars and of course Julie Andrew's cow ( Read more... )

"Morning, Chief." Scooter frowned as his chipper greeting was responded to with a non-committal grunt from the frog as Kermit grabbed his coffee and headed off in the direction of the stage. The go-fer allowed himself to be pulled aside by Fozzie. "That article is still bothering him?" he guessed ( Read more... )

Me? Cheer somebody up? Huh. That's not usually my department. Kermit and Piggy and Fozzie and the others - they're the stars. It's their job to cheer people up and make them happy. Me? I'm just the go-fer. All I get to do is run errands for people ( Read more... )